Soda Jerk Humor

Tom and I went to eat at the Soda Jerk for dinner last night.  It's a little vintage diner on the square in a nearby town.  The owner bought old authentic furnishings and serves typical soda fountain food - burgers, fries, milkshakes, etc.  Not very good food and worst fries every, but we were in a hurry and the place we went to first was closed.

Anyway, there was a vintage metal sign on the wall that we got a kick out of.  It said:

Drink Coffee

Do stupid things faster

with more energy