Me (with renting or leasing in mind): "It sure would be nice to have two dump trucks so that while you're taking one to be emptied, Charles can be filling the other one up. That way, he wouldn't be having to just sit around and wait for you to come back."
So...he bought one. The next time I have some sort of time saving tips that might involve big machines. I will keep my mouth shut. Anyone who farms knows that big equipment breaks down. A lot. Yes, this truck has already had its moments. But, overall, the men who have come to check it out have assured Tom that this is a most excellent dump truck and will accomplish all manner of wondrous feats.
"Oooh and aaah!"