Huh?

Sporting a new hairdo, she was standing around talking to some friends when Elder She walked up.

Elder She, "I like your hair today...Is it yours?"

She, "No, I decided to wear Donna's hair today. Next week, I think I'll wear Connie's hair."

Conversation

She, "So, Tom Thumb has put tables and chairs out in front of their store. I guess it's just in case someone wants to have lunch in front of the grocery store."

He, "It's for the employees. I've seen them."

She, "So they can swelter in the heat?"

He, "They're black. They're made for the heat, that's why God put them in Africa."

She, "God said, 'I have made thee black people. Thou shalt live in Africa?"

Phone, "ring, ring"

End of conversation.